This installment is long over do. Here are some "Ruby-isms" from the past few months:
(A few days before Ruby's birthday, at her well check appointment)
Dr: "What are you doing for your birthday?"
Me: I explain what we have planned
R: "I want to start my birthday now!"
During breakfast one day Wyatt started picking up orange slices from the floor (which he had thrown off of his high chair earlier that morning) and tried handing them to Ruby. She looked at him and exclaimed, "No, please. I'm having waffles."
Me: "I missed you today."
R: "I missed you, too."
M: "You're my little buddy."
R: "You're my little buddy."
Needless to say, it kind of made my day.
R: "Mom, what are you eating?"
M: "Left over Thai Curry. Remember when you helped me make the sauce?"
R: "Oh, yeah. Let's make some more yucky sauce."
(While I'm taking a bath Roo barges in.)
R: "Mommy, let me get naked and I'll join you."
(After getting in...)
R: "Mommy, I went pee pee in the water because I didn't go on the toilet before I got in."
Delightful...
We frequently hear this phrase:
"I'm so more hungry."

The first night we were outside in Houston Ruby proclaimed, "I like how it feels at night!"
Our little girl has claimed to be a:
pirate princess
princess ballerina
princess hi-yah (aka princess ninja)
Tangled
Do you see a pattern here?
When you ask her to do something that she doesn't/can't do she'll formally reply, "I can not."
During dinner one night:
"I can not see the food I put in my tummy because it's playing hid and seek."
She is very helpful around the house. The other day when I was rushing to get the kids out the door I noticed that she was trying to help her little brother put on his shoes. It was so sweet I started to tear up.

While looking at a chewy, messy dog bone Ruby came to this conclusion:
"You know what's inside a dog bone? That-- dog frosting!"
While eating licorice Ruby came up to me with this bargain:
"Let me taste your red licorice and then I'll go back to eating mine." After I gave her a bite she replied, "Hmmm...that's pretty good!" and went back to eating hers.
After I cut her fingernails she made this important realization:
"I don't have sharp fingers any more. Mom, how can I scratchy scratchy?"
San Diego is pronounced Sandy Lego and poodle is pluto
She is over-the-moon excited about our upcoming trip to Disneyland. She has already started planning what she is going to wear when she gets to meet and hug the princesses. One day she even showed me some pictures that she colored to give to them. Too cute!
Toddlers are quite possibly the funniest people on the planet-- especially ours. We sure love her!